I love once upon a time stories. They have such a once-upon-a-time-y feel.
Ahem. Once upon a time, there was Na-nook from the North. She wore a gray and yellow hat, drank cinnamon-bun lattes, and did not study for her math final on Friday night (true stuff, people). All of a sudden, out of the blue, shazzzammmm! There was a shadow behind her.
The shadow was a ninja! Complete with black gloves, scary expressions, and ten-year-old teeth, of course.
The ninja did not speak, but merely stared at the screen. Na-nook, understandably, screamed. Who wouldn't?
The ninja continued to stare, boggle-eyed at the screen while Na-nook's mouth dropped open.
The ninja said, "Nice hat." And Na-nook said, "Nice whatever-that-is-over-your-head."
Hm. Seems like the ninja is not the hugging type. No problem for Na-nook! So, they ended up getting along okay.
In fact, now they run a business called Gray Hats and Head Thingies For The Crazy People of the World.
It is incredibly famous.
You haven't heard of it?
No? Really? Areyoureallyreallysure????
Well....
Okay, maybe it doesn't even exist yet.
But it has a cool name already.
And the moral of the story is: Never leave an open box of winter clothes alone with a boy who likes to dress up and a girl who will do anything to get out of studying.
::the end::
